The Eagle has landed... I repeat... the eagle has landed!

Ok, so I know it has been a long time. I have no excuse but boredom and the lack of will to get myself to write. Sigh! But, here goes nothing - no promises of constant updating or any other BS.

Have you ever seen someone live in filth and squalor in America? I have! I won't say who or in what context because that person will know that it's him/her. So here goes a rant on ewww-ness. Ever had your trash can swarming with flies? Ever had fruit flies in your fridge? Ever leave food uncovered in a fridge that is a mute witness of generations of fruit flies that have not only finised a life cycle in it, but have also evolved to live in cold conditions? I have! This person also has expired food in his/her fridge which he forces down the throats of his guests/visitors. **Retches**

Oh man, this person has hair everywhere in her house! In the kitchen sink, in the food (that festers for aeons) and even in the juice! Gross-age! Ok, I thought talking about this would be difficult. From the looks of it, even writing about it brings back traumatic experiences! Man, it's so hard not to get emotional about it! Anyway, I digress. Back to the extra-many-lots filthy person I have EVER had the misfortune to meet. His toilet looks like someone took a dump all over it and not just in the pot. Maybe such concepts are hard to get, but the crap goes INTO the pot, idiot! Sheesh! And to think he got into UT Austin! Man, how the hell did he get into this place? Retard quota? **Retches** The retching was just to finish the paragraph and be consistent. Hehehe!

And by the way, I did the whole He-she thing to put the person off track. :-) Man, I'm so clever!