incessant rambling

Considering the fact that i write for a living, writing for fun sometimes becomes a royal pain. So i took off from the blogging world - only to be back after a refreshing break. Since i have nothing but work to talk about, I'm going to write a whole lot of crap that does not make sense.

• when i was really small, my family would threaten to send me to poonai maama's (uncle cat for all you non tamilians) house till i finally decided to take things into my own hands and go to poonai maama's house (sintex tank) to confront him. After their plan backfired adn bit them in the ass, they stopped scaring me.
• my aunt and uncle used to tell me that all monkeys were either pink or yellow. but i, like all people, saw brown ones. one day, i was really heart broken that i was the only one who didn't see those damn pink and yellow monkeys.
• i used to beat up the boys on my road while we playe cricket and push them into the ditch. one of them is now by best friend.
• i 'cultivated' mould on bread and thought i would make a great farmer and quit studying.
• i wanted to be an engine driver, but that plan went out of the window when my mom told me that i needed math to be one.

it is really sad how reason rains on my parade all the time. it just isn't fair!