ayyo!

i really like this word - ayyo! the awesome fundooness of it all is just getting to me. vicky, 'thoo' is also cool man. but then again, us iyers have always ruled the roost at - ANYTHING! non-iyers kindly note that we forgive you as you are a defected lot from birth. it is not your fault.

went for a press con and met Rabbi, Shibani Kashyap, Strings and a whole bunch of other people and had these observations to make:
1. dundee is going to be mighty pissed when he gets here because Kailash Kher and Abhijit Sawant are MIA.
2.the organisers themselves dont know what the fuck is going on and/or who is performing
3.the headine on the press release claims that the show is tonight, but in the body, it sayd the show is tomorrow - ???!!!???
4.Shibani is talking only to Rabbi and claimed that he was 'just a friend' to me in her interview..hmmmm...
5.Nobody asks Shibani ANY questions
6. Faizal from Strings is a PRICK. thought they would be don to earth and all, but...THEY ARE NOT. Faizal also makes Bilal shut up by saying - "wait.i'll take this" when bilal started talking
7.Rabbi was really trying hard to be a yank, but came off as a ghati son of a sardar.
8.The cake they gave us was yum!only we got a piece that would make just 1 bite.
9.STUPID CHANCERY FUCKERS! they started the event 1 and a half hours late
10. Bombay Vikings slept through the interview. so did i, but atleaast i was AT the venue! our pal was in his hotel room! stupid fuckwit!
11.rabbi wants to have more to do with rave - ???!!!???
12. Shibani Kashyap was thrusting her tits at me for no apparent reason!she was coming on to the chairs even.
13.at all points in time, she knew where the photographer was and was always making the 'sexy face' that she kept making even when she was talking to me!
14.Shibani was wearing 5 inches of make up that would crumble and fall off the minute you pinched her face! also, her lipstick was weird! half of it was on her lips and half off! my in house make up chick tole me that women to it when they get photographed, so their lips have shape. OHHH!!!!
15.back to the office and tell chief what went on. all of us have a ball dissing people.
16. Chief thinks "Rabbi is boning Shibani".