people who must die

there are a whole lot o people i want dead. this is a very morbid entry, so if you are in a happy way, RUN. this is my list of people/groups/organisations i want dead in the most painful way possible. i would sit on their faces and fart (kindly note that i am stuffing my face with beans), but the stench may bring them back from the dead. hmmmm...how to kill???
1. the red bull give-outers at the joe sat concert- they dint do a good job because a) i dint know they were free b) i was right in front, so i couldnt get out and get them.
2. the interns - they send msgs to my friends saying they want sex. Sagar and vedang, SORRY!

thats enough people to kill for a day. the rest - I WILL KILL YOU LATER