i like the moon

i like the moon, but not as much as a spoon.
ok, that was a failed attempt at writing a song. but i have another idea. i'm gonna write why the moon is cooler than a spoon.
the moon is better than a spoon because:
1. it is up very high
2. it is higher than zeppelins, balloons, lightbulbs and maybe satellites
3. it is up in the sky
4. it makes the tide go high
5. it is close to us
6. it makes babies eat up their food
7. it has many craters
8. there is no gravity
ok, thats all i can think of
now why do we not like spoons?
1.you cant eat everything with it
2. you cant eat soup with it...actually, come to think of it, you can
3. but you can also eat soup with a fork - only if you have vegetables. but a chop stick is also cool. but you cant eat soup with a chopstick!
ok, now i am gonna go think more about this and write a bigger entry toight. it must be very intellectual, you see!